January 9th, 20082:16 AM Paced the kitchen floor for 35 minutes. I didn't really need anything - I just like to hear the sound of my toenails on the linoleum.
5:00 AM My people finally woke up and let me outside to take a leak. Holy shit! It was cold out there! 30 seconds after I went outside, I barked at the door for 2 minutes straight until someone let me in.
7:00 AM My people left for work. I was able to sneak out the front door but fell victim once again to the "Treat Treat" trick. Damn my lack of willpower! I was lured back into the house and barked at the window for about 45 minutes after they pulled out of the driveway.
7:45 AM Found a stray diaper on the floor and ripped it into tic tac sized pieces. I have to say that I was a little disappointed that it was a clean diaper.
8:00 AM Was exhausted from the diaper escapade. Crawled under the couch to take a nap.
10:00 AM Awoke to the sound of the garbage man. Barked at the window until I was hoarse.
3:26 PM Chewed at my feet and pulled some fur from my back. Note: Remind my people to take me to the vet to seek treatment for my neurosis.
5:30 PM People came home. I jumped all over them and knocked the small ones down. One of the small ones came after me with a My Little Pony. Had to take cover under the couch until dinner.
6:43 PM No table scraps again tonight. I will hold out hope for later in the week.
11:00 PM People went to sleep. I was able to sneak some food from the garbage onto the couch and continue pulling fur from my body.
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