The Fiance is holding Carson our Nephew and he blows those loud raspberry kisses on his tummy..
Fiance: "Look he loves the sherbet kisses..."
Me, as I am slowly realizing what he said versus what he meant and Laughing so Hard I'm peeing a little:
"Don't you mean Raspberries"
Fiance: "You know what I meant asshole."
Me: Still Laughing uncontrollably.