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Monday, March 16, 2009

How To Piss Off a Blue Collar Man's Man in 15 Seconds

Me: You smell weird...like flowery.

Him: What?!?

Me: Your hands-they smell like girl's lotion

Him: Why in the hell would I be using girl's lotion?

Me: I don't know. I'm just telling you what I think you smell like.

Him: So you think I smell like a girl?

Me: Right now you do. I mean if you like that kind of stuff, you're welcome to use anything of mine...

Him: Yeah right! Just so you know, it's called GoJo and it's hand cleaner for mechanics.

Me: Lady Mechanics?

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