Me: You smell weird...like flowery.
Me: Your hands-they smell like girl's lotion
Him: Why in the hell would I be using girl's lotion?
Me: I don't know. I'm just telling you what I think you smell like.
Him: So you think I smell like a girl?
Me: Right now you do. I mean if you like that kind of stuff, you're welcome to use anything of mine...
Him: Yeah right! Just so you know, it's called GoJo and it's hand cleaner for mechanics.
Me: Lady Mechanics?